A woman peers into her bedroom mirror and sighs, deeply.
Her husband quickly asks what the issue is, concerned. She turns around, facing him, “I’m not who I used to be. My forehead is wrinkly, my nose and ears are giant, my lips are deflated and my crows feet are deepen more and more by the day! My collar bones are undefined and my arms are flappy. My beh...
A Woman Goes to the Mall
She's walking through a high-end department store and sees a sign for free makeovers.
The young lady doing makeovers sees her and signals that the chair is open.
"Come on and have a seat!"
The woman sits down and marvels at all the products. The young lady lines her up and takes...
A woman is looking at herself in the mirror
"Ugh I look so old! My skin is sagging, my hair is turning gray, I've got crows feet..."
Her husband says, "well, at least your eyesight is intact."
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