UPJOKE

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

DONALD TRUMP: I've been told by my many sources, good sources - they're very good sources - that the chicken crossed the road. All the Fake News wants to do is write nasty things about the road, but it's a really good road. It's a beautiful road. Everyone knows how beautiful it is.

JOE BIDEN:...

One day I changed a lightbulb, crossed the road, and walked into a bar.

Then I realized my whole life was a joke.

Joke by my 6yr old. What do you call a baby that crossed the road?

Flat baby

Seeking therapy for her now lol

Why did the depressed chicken crossed the road?

To get to the other sigh.

Why did the ball crossed the road?

Because the child didn't make it.

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