I was dating this girl, who is crossed eyed. We eventually broke up because we didn’t see eye to eye. But between you and me, I think she was seeing someone on the side.
This legit came out of my VP’s mouth while at work. haha
Two crossed eyed guys bump into each other in the street...
One says, "why don't you look where you're goin" and the other says "why don't you go where you're lookin!"
Did you hear about the lady who was so crossed eyed that when she cries her tears go down her back?
She got back-tear-ia.
Cheating girlfriend
My girlfriend is crossed eyed . I think she is seeing someone on the side.
A man takes his dog to the vet.
“My dog is crossed eyed, is there anything you can do for him? “Well,” says the vet, “let’s take a look at him.” So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth. Finally, he says, “I’m going to have to put him down.”
“What? Because he is cross-eyed?”
“No, because h...
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