UPJOKE

I hate Mexican jokes...

They always cross the line.

I wanted to say a joke about Mexico

But I didn't want to cross the line.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

The 2016 Election

The election was in such shambles that none of the US citizens were voting, there was a nation wide boycott of the election.

Since no one was voting there had to be a way to decide who the next president was going to be. It was agreed that a foot race around The Whitehouse would determine the...

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