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TIL Every animal has its own specific mating call

A bird sings, a frog croaks, a badger clickets, a grasshopper chirps, a deer croons, and I beg.

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An American and a Soviet die and go to hell...

Satan meets them at the gate.

"Just for fun, I'ma give you two both a choice. You can either go to American or Soviet hell."

"What's the difference, trucker?" asks Arlo Freedom.
"Would they not simply be the 2010s versions of our countries?" entreats Ivan Dmitrovich.

"Not rea...

An Eagle goes searching for a mate.

He swoops down and picks up a loon. The loon looks up at him and coos, "I'm a loon, I'm a loon, I love to spoon."

The eagle realizes this will not work, so he kicks the loon away and finds a hawk, which immediately starts repeating, "I'm a hawk, I'm a hawk, I just want to talk."

Realiz...

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