Someone said I couldn’t tell a pun about crooked teeth
Well brace yourselves!!!!
I've got a lot of puns about people with crooked teeth
You'd better brace yourself
What did the lazy dentist say to his patient with crooked teeth?
Brace yourself.
Did you know that Chewbacca's brother Pannubacca died when Princess Leia's home planet was destroyed?
Pannub, as his friends called him, had never had much luck with the ladies and was horribly shy due to his terribly crooked teeth. After years of loneliness Pannub decided to do something about his problem and flew to Leia's planet, which everyone knows was well known for their excellent orthodontis...
Two construction workers are eating lunch together
"Say, friend," says the one, "do you like fat women with long greasy hair?"
"Not on your life!"
"Do you like them with cross-eyes, big noses, and flat faces?"
"Never!"
"Maybe you like girls with crooked teeth and bad breath?"
"Of course not!"
Silence fell fo...
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A traveller enters a mysterious looking hotel and is greeted by a rather attractive girl sitting behind the check in desk.
She smiles at him, exposing slightly crooked teeth and endearing dimples. "You can have me, right here, right now." She gestures to a door he hadn't noticed before and continues, "Or, you can carry on to success."
The traveller is a little nonplussed, a little flattered about being propositio...
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