My friend, Karen, and I visited a place you can stand in three states at once: Oklahoma, Kansas and Missouri. Karen opened up that she was actually in a fourth state: crippling depression. I said, "I'm so sorry"
"...but you can't count Missouri twice."
What's the difference between crippling depression and crippled depression?
One can't get out of bed because they're depressed, the other is depressed because they can't get out of bed.
I wondered if becoming a furry could help me escape my crippling depression...
Unfortunately, the veterinarian insisted that he still wasn't going to euthanize me.
I am slowly losing the fight against my crippling depression symptoms.
I couldn’t be happier.
Atleast my crippling depression keeps me going
I'm a real self-loathivator
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it had crippling depression, it was constantly reminded that it's life was worthless to those it was looked down on by. A mere piece of meat, not a living creature, worthy of respect, and dignity. It didn't want to live in a constant state of fear and depression, knowing that it's only purpo...
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Crippling depression.
My financial adviser asked me what I bring home at the end of every month.
"Crippling depression," I told him.
What do you call a ditch that has had accidents leading to making people wheelchair bound?
A crippling depression
Recent studies show that 100% of people disabled from the waist down are diagnosed with a mental disorder
Crippling Depression
Only 90's kids will get this!
Crippling depression and social anxiety
Your momma is so fat...
She has crippling depression and it causes severe problems with her social life.
Ronda Rouseys next fight has been announced!
Ronda Rousey V. Crippling Depression
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Timothy and Sarah are walking on a footpath by the beach...
They come across a sign which reads: "CAUTION: strong currents. Swim with care".
Frowning at this, Timothy turns to Sarah and asks, "Hey, are you seeing this?"
Confused, Sarah replies, "Seeing what?"
Timothy exclaims, "This is the third time we've seen that sign!!"
"Oh", ...
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