The salesman said it was the krem de la kremlin, but every time it's putin gear, it keeps stalin. My wife said, "Crimea river, I'm not lenin you my car!"
What's the most sarcastic body of water on earth?
The Crimea River.
Justin Timberlake announces that he will be joining the war in Ukrain.
Early reports suggest that he will be stationed somewhere along the Crimea River
What did Zelensky reply to Putin when he called him to complain about the exploded bridge?
“Crimea River!”
Justin Timberlake has volunteered to fight along side Ukrainian Forces
His first task… Crimea River
Justin Timberlake is under pressure from the US government to reveal the location of his secret fishing villa in war-torn Ukraine.
His only response is, Crimea River.
Trump is reportedly upset that the Ukraine just elected a comedian as president.
Oh, Crimea river!
Putins complaining about all the Land he has to try hard to annex
Oh Crimea river
Everyone wants me to care about Russia and Ukraine right now. Boo-Hoo!
Crimea River
Biden to Putin: Stop planning the invasion of Ukraine.
Putin: Crimea River.
Have you heard Justin Timberlake's hit song about his favorite Ukrainian body of water?
The Crimea River
What did Putin say to NATO in response to being criticized for annexing parts of Ukraine?
'Oh, Crimea river.'
What did Putin tell the Ukranian government when he invaded western Ukraine?
Crimea river.
What's Justin Timberlakes favorite part of Eastern Europe?
The Crimea River.
Where do unsympathetic Ukrainians come from?
The Crimea River
Trump calls Putin on the phone
Trump says, "You need to stop annexing territory in Ukraine"
Putin responds, "Crimea river"
So apparently Justin Timberlake is going to write a song for all the people that have been devastated by the crisis in Ukraine.
It's going to be called 'Crimea River'.
What did Stalin say to all the thousands of people he killed?
Crimea river
Misunderstood JT
In the early 2000s Justin Timberlake did a tour in Eastern Europe and had a stop in southern Ukraine.
After playing a show in Sevastopol he had some down time so he travelled the countryside, and was amazed by the stunning beauty of the peninsula's nature and wildlife. He backpacked through ...
What did the peninsula say before it was split in half by a flowing mass of water?
Crimea River
Top UN officials asked Vladimir Putin to stop annexing countries
He responded: Oh go Crimea river
Did you hear about Russia's preservation new project?
The Crimea River
Where do the Russian separatists go to complain about their lives?
Crimea River
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