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My creepy uncle constantly watches me, and he keeps telling me what I can and can't do.

His name is Sam.
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If Bill Cosby is America's dad...

Does that make him Canada's creepy uncle?
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A lady just wants to take a bath.

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A woman, let’s go with Penny., was preparing to go to a banquet in two hours. She goes to to take a bath. She prepares a clean dry, takes off her clothes and throws them into the dirty hamper. Just as she was about to step foot into the bath, she hears a knock at ...

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