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Crazy Wife Jokes

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My crazy wife

I came home from work today and couldn't find my wife. I called her name a few times and still no response. As I approached the bedroom, I heard her moaning. I kicked open the door to find her with a bag of walnuts. She was popping them into her vagina, one by one. I shouted at her, "Are you fuc...

While mowing his lawn, a man is approached by his neighbor.

The neighbor says "my wife Susan has been watching you mow the lawn, and likes what she sees. How about you and I swap wives tonight?"

"Absolutely not!" replies the man, indignantly, and walks away in a huff.

Later that day, the man is talking with another neighbor, and warns him of t...

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