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Crazy Ex Jokes

Crazy ex-girlfriends are like a box of chocolates

They will kill your dog

My crazy ex girlfriend accused me of cheating

Why you ask? Because I went out with her split personality when we were together.

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The best knock-knock joke I'll ever write...

Knock knock

"Who's there?"

Crazy ex-boyfriend.

"Crazy ex-boyfriend, who?"

(With feeling) Oh, I see. I get it! Now you don't even remember me, bitch?

The Patient Boy

A teenage boy is preparing for prom. First he goes to rent a tuxedo, but there’s a tuxedo line at the tailor's and it takes ages but he's patient finally gets it.

Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there’s a huge flower line there. It takes forever but he's ...

A man walks into a harware store....

A man walks into a hardware store after his crazy ex-girlfriend broke all his furnature. Being a resourceful guy, he decided to fix his damaged possessions rather than buying new ones. He found all the hammers, nails, screwsm and other items he needed, but was lacking one tool he didnt't know the na...

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