My wife asked what I thought our daughter was going to do in college...
"Crash and burn. It's a double major."
Who was Osama bin Laden’s favorite team?
The New York Jets.
I don’t like making 9/11 jokes
Because they usually crash and burn
I hope Rand Paul doesn't pick Scott Walker as his VP
I have a feeling Paul/Walker would crash and burn.
NASCAR is a visualization of how women argue.
They keep going in circles.
And I sit through both things with the same hope: If I wait long enough, maybe they will crash and burn.
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