Q. What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee? A. Banned from the Zoo.
Thanos jokes always seem to crack me up
Its just inevitable.
An old joke I once heard from a friend, never fails to crack me up
A homeless man finds a shiny lamp by the road while trying to find a place to pass the night.
Picking it up, the man was just about to shove it in his bag when a genie appeared out of it.
"I can grant you one wish." Said the genie.
Not wanting to waste the wish, the man spent mu...
What did the ground say to the earthquake?
You crack me up!
Three friends are out fishing, having a competition to see who can catch the biggest fish.
The first guy says “Ill use worms as bait, surely this will catch the largest fish. My dad was a fisherman for all of his life, and taught me all of his tricks to catching the biggest fish. There is no possible way you guys can beat me.”
The second guy bursts out laughing. “You expect to catc...
3 hunters were walking in a forest when they came across some tracks.
One hunter claims they were bear tracks.
The second frowns, and says "No, those are certainly badger tracks."
The third just laughs and says, "Honestly! You two crack me up! Those are *obviously* baby elephant tracks!"
And then the train hit them.
Chiropractors are hilarious.
They crack me up.
Dad joke to his daughter
Daughter: How do they know Humpty Dumpty was an egg? They never mention that in the story.
Dad: You wouldn't understand sweety, it's an inside yolk.
Daughter: You crack me up Dad
Dad: Hey good one
Hippie jokes
Q: How can you tell a hippie has been at your house?
A: He's still there.
Q: What did he say when you told him to leave?
A: Namaste. ___________________ Q: What's the difference between a hippie chick and a joint?
A: The joint won't make it all the way around the ci...
What did the egg say to the frying pan?
You crack me up!
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