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Cowboys Fans Jokes

Female Cowboys fans

Why is it considered safe to date a girl who’s a Dallas Cowboys fan?

Because she will never expect a ring!

Q: What do Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl?

A: Turn off the XBox.

How does Dallas Cowboys fans change a lightbulb?

They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was.

What's the difference between a cry baby and Dallas Cowboys fans?

Eventually the baby stops crying

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A 4th grade '49ers fan in Dallas

The scene is a 4th grade classroom in Dallas, Texas. The teacher asks for a show of hands:

"Hey kids, how many of you are Dallas Cowboys fans?"

Everyone in the class raises their hand, except for little Suzy. The teacher says:

"Little Suzy, I notice you didn't raise your hand. W...

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