My wife bought me a camouflage cover for my dictionary and it's just what I always wanted
I'd like to thank her, but I can't find the words
Can you cover for me/
I missed my shift.
A husband calls the Sheriff's office to report his wife missing.
Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home!
Sheriff: Height?
Husband: I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.
Sheriff: Weight?
Husband: Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.
Sheriff: Color of eyes?
Husband: Sort ...
A man and his wife are sitting down to dinner.
A man and his wife are sitting down to dinner.
“Ringling Brothers is coming to town this week,” she said. “The poster says they have a dancing bear. I always wanted to see one of those.”
“Maybe next year,” says the man. “Work’s really busy this week.”
The next night at dinner, t...
The confession
A Priest in a small town was called away for an emergency on a Sunday afternoon while he was about to hear confessions.
Not wanting to leave the confessional unattended, and having no one else to assist him he called his Rabbi friend from across the street and asked him to cover for h...
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A janitor is cleaning the church.......
.....when suddenly the priest runs out of the confession booth.
He bumps into the janitor and tells him to cover for him because he had run to the bathroom.
Surprised, the janitor tells the priest that he doesn't know anything about confessions.
The priest hands him a sheet of p...
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