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I’m going to open a pub right next to the court house

I’m calling it The Side Bar

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A fight breaks out at a Newfie wedding...

Chairs are flying and women are crying. The police show up and arrest all the men involved in the scuffle.

They all are brought to the court house and all you hear is chatter. "Order in my court", screams the judge. "Can someone come up and please explain what happened?".

Jimmy speaks...

A perpetual criminal offender is brought to the court house for trial. However the judge is a duck wearing robes and a powdered wig

. The criminal is incensed, he shouts out "I will not be judged by a common duck"
The judge says to the defence lawyer "If you don't silence your client he will be held in contempt."
The defence says "Yes Mallard"

Just got a Jury Summons

That’s the last time I do a seance in a court house.

Your mama is so fat

When she went to the court house and the judge said 'order, order', she said 'a burger and chips please!'

Two magic beans...

Two magic beans are in a court house. One of them wants a restraining order against the other.

The reason?

He's bean stalking her

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