A perpetual criminal offender is brought to the court house for trial. However the judge is a duck wearing robes and a powdered wig

. The criminal is incensed, he shouts out "I will not be judged by a common duck"
The judge says to the defence lawyer "If you don't silence your client he will be held in contempt."
The defence says "Yes Mallard"

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A Lonely Farmer Decides To Get Married

He gets his mule and buggy and rides 20 miles into town. He looks around and meets a woman, tells her his intentions, and after a long talk they decide to tie the knot. They went to the court house and got married.

On the long ride home his mule gets tired and stops pulling. The farmer tries ...

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A fight breaks out at a Newfie wedding...

Chairs are flying and women are crying. The police show up and arrest all the men involved in the scuffle.

They all are brought to the court house and all you hear is chatter. "Order in my court", screams the judge. "Can someone come up and please explain what happened?".

Jimmy speaks...

An Asian woman has twins, a boy and a girl.

They came out within two seconds of each other, and the doctors forgot to record which one actually came out first. This was problematic for her as it had been a tradition in her family going back almost a thousand years to name the first born of each generation "Lin". After some discussion from her...

Just got a Jury Summons

That’s the last time I do a seance in a court house.

Your mama is so fat

When she went to the court house and the judge said 'order, order', she said 'a burger and chips please!'

Two magic beans...

Two magic beans are in a court house. One of them wants a restraining order against the other.

The reason?

He's bean stalking her

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