I have the heart of a champion, the brain of a genius
and the keys to the county morgue.
You might be a necropheliac if...
Shout out to Jeff Foxworthy for the inspiration. Here we go.
You might be a necropheliac if...
Your version of tinder is the local obituaries.
You have detailed knowledge of the security setup of every funeral home and cemetery in your city.
The contents of your trunk i...
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