Two Council workers, Jim and Dave, are staring up at the flagpole outside the council offices
A young lady walks past and is intrigued by them, just standing there, staring.
she walks over to them and says "Excuse me, I couldn't help but notice you, staring at the flagpole. Is there anything wrong?"
"The boss told us we got to measure the height of this flagpole," Said Jim. "He...
A council worker is digging holes, while another worker immediately fills them in.
A man is watching two council workers busy in a local park. One digs a hole, moves a couple of meters and digs another hole, and so on. The other worker follows the first, immediately filling in all the holes the first worker has dug.
The man watching is furious, and approaches them saying,...
An Englishman is sat on a park bench in Dublin watching 2 council workers.
One of them digs a hole, then they both lean on their shovels and look at it for a minute or two. Then the second one fills the hole in and they move on a few meters and repeat the process.
After he's watched them do this 4-5 times the Englishman goes up and asked them what they're doing. ...
An American tourist in Ireland...
An American tourist is on holiday for a few weeks in country Ireland.
On his second day he has to cash a cheque at a bank so he goes to the bank on the high street.
While waiting in line he looks out the window & notices 2 irish council workers going up 1 side of the street, then t...
3 Boys At School Discussing Who's Father Was The Fastest.
Billy said my father has a big stock whip. He can crack it and grab the end.
Tommy that is nothing. My father owns a huge rifle. He fires it and can catch the bullet.
Oh said Johnny. Your father's are slow. My father works on the council. He finishes work at 4.00 pm and he is home a...
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