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Couldn't Pull Jokes

People tried telling me I couldn't pull a trailer with my car

but it went off without a hitch.

I decided to shear some of my farm's sheep and make a sweater for my nephew.

I didn't know his size though, so I had to guess and hope he wouldn't notice if it was too small.

Unfortunately, when it came time to help him into it, the worst happened and it wasn't big enough. Truly, I couldn't pull the wool over his eyes!

Jesus was a carpenter.

But not a very good one, guy couldn't pull a nail to save his life.

I tried to wear skinny jeans once

I couldn't pull 'em off

I tried on my girlfriend's gloves. They actually looked amazing on me, but were hard to remove because of how tight they were.

I could pull them off, but I couldn't pull them off

Why didn't Napoleon get his wish?

Because he couldn't pull the wish Bonaparte.

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Why did my dick cross the road?

Because I couldn't pull it out of the chicken.

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I would have been a stripper...

...but I just couldn't pull it off.

Follow the format; go!

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I know a guy with nine kids.

This guy couldn't pull out of his own driveway.

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Your mother's so fat...

Your father couldn't pull out in time.

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An elephant and a mouse were walking in through the jungle when all of a sudden the elephant fell into a hole.

It was very deep and steep-sided and the elephant couldn't pull himself out. So the mouse said he'd hail the first car that came along. After a while a shining new Porsche came roaring through the jungle. The mouse hailed it, they got a rope, dropped it down the hole and the Porsche towed the elepha...

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