The other stayed behind in the cotton fields and never amounted to much.
The second one became known as the lesser of two weevils.
Blonde lady driving down a dirt road…
When she sees another blonde woman in a row boat out in the middle of a cotton field. She slams on her brakes, fuming, and yells out to the lady in the boat “HEY!! IT’S DUMB BLONE BIMBOS LIKE YOU THAT GIVE BLONDES LIKE ME A BAD REPUTATION!! AND IF I COULD SWIM, I’D COME KICK YOUR ASS!!”
True story.
Here is a story my dad shared with me before he passed away.
In the '30's, mail was often delivered by a silver fixed landing gear airplane to the Walnut Ridge airport. My dad and his dad was out plowing the cotton field with their only mule. A silver plane flew lazily overhead which caught...
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One day on the farm a mysterious stranger came up asking for work
The farmer then asked the man how qualified he was. The man, who we will call Joe, responded "I'm not good for too much sir, but I can harvest crops real good with these here hands." Feeling pity for the obviously poorly educated man the farmer agreed to give him the job.
As time goes on Joe...
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