Because I have two questions, Where did he come from, And where did he go!?
I was about to propose to my girlfriend...
... when my roommate Joseph barged into the room out of nowhere, tripped, and fell over, breaking a glass table with his face. Totally ruined the mood. Now I don't know Joseph THAT well, don't even remember where he was from, but let's say I put my plans on hold to help him through his injuries. ...
While at work, I think I've finally come to a conclusion on why I'm still single. For years, I've blamed other people, or my weight, or my location, but I think I've found the real explanation.
If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe, I'd be married a long time ago.
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