My cousin was planning to take an Uber home, but then his phone died.
For lack of a better option, he took out the amount of cash that he thought would cover the cost plus tip, and he asked a stranger, "If I pay you this cash, would you call me an Uber?". The stranger nodded, took the cash, said "You're an Uber!" and walked away.
Three businessmen were having dinner at a club...
When it came time to pay the check, each grabbed for it. "It's a business expense," said one. "I'll pay," said the second. "I'm on cost plus." "Let me have it," argued the third. "I'm filing for bankruptcy next week."
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