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Have you heard about those new corduroy pillows?

They’re making head lines.

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Did you hear.. corduroy pillows are making it all over the news lately?

(Really?)

Yeah. They're making lots of headlines

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Have you read about the new corduroy pillow cases?

Apparently, they're making headlines all over!

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Have you heard about these new corduroy pillows?

They've really been making headlines.

-courtesy of my 8 year old niece.

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I just invented corduroy pillows

My friends tell me I’m stupid but I think they will make headlines worldwide

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Did you hear about the Corduroy pillows in the news?

They’re making HEAD LINES! (my mom told me this one today after I got home from work)

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Confucious say

He who sleep on corduroy pillow make headlines

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