UPJOKE

My wife said she was leaving me because she didn’t like how I was copying her

So I left her because I didn’t like how she was copying me

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Wife: had your lunch?

Husband: had your lunch?

Wife: im asking you

Husband: im asking you

Wife: are you copying me?

Husband: are you copying me?

Wife: let's go shopping

Husband: I ate my lunch

A woman showed up at my house today

She said ”Tell your son to stop copying me!”

”Johnny! Stop acting like an idiot!” I shouted to my son

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