A cat follows his owner to work at a police station.
He is a copy cat.
What do you call a cat that works at a printing shop?
A copy cat :)
Police investigating the feline corpse discovered in a Zerox machine.....
have said “this may be a copy cat killing”
A remote laptop user calls tech support
A remote laptop user called in and frantically said that all of her emails disappeared. I found them in her deleted folder a few moments later.
Expecting her to want me to tell her how she deleted them, I was trying to come up with solutions for her but then she said, "I know how those got...
Cat jokes
#10
Why does a tiger tell the truth?
Because he isn't a lion.
#9
If there are ten cats on a boat and one jumps off, how many cats are left on the boat?
None! They were copy cats!
#8
Why did the cat run from the tree?
Because it was...
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Titles are really hard, but jokes are a bit easier.
A scientist invented a machine that could combine anything for form a hybrid of the objects.
He goes to a convention to present the machine. For his presentations he decided to combine himself with two objects.
He stands in front of the crowd and brings out a xerox machine an...
new kitten
So I decided to teach my kitten to write. You might think it was pretty hard but he took to it easily. Before long he could do anything I could do.. Turns out he was a copy cat :)
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