A joke for our new Chinese overlords: I once asked my Chinese girlfriend for a 69.
She said I'm not cooking Chicken Chow Mein at this time of night.
A dude goes out on a date with his new Chinese girlfriend...
It goes so well that she invites him back to her place. "I had a wonderful time," she purrs at him. "I'm pretty much up for anything you want after a night like that."
The young guy thinks for a moment and says, "Well, to be honest, I've always wanted to try a 69."
"Forget that!" she s...
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