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Little Johnny joke

One day little Johnny saw his grandpa smoking a cigarette and he went up to his grandpa and asked him hey Grandpa can I have a cigarette and his grandpa said well can your dick reach to your asshole and little Johnny replied with no of course not and little Johnny's Grandpa replied with then you're ...

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A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed at home. He wanted her to see what he went through each day, so he prayed :-

"Dear Lord, I go to work every day and put in 8 hours of hard work, while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, ...

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