Help me figure out a knock knock joke that's had me stumped for 20 years
When I was a kid my sisters and I ordered a book of knock knock jokes from the book club at school. I remember reading them to everyone who came by the house but there was one that I never understood. No one in my life has ever had a logical explanation for it and I have never forgotten it:
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Cake walks into a bar and orders a drink.
After a while he notices everyone's been staring at him since he walked in the door. He asks the barman, "what's everyone's problem?"
The barman says, "If I were you I'd get the hell out if here... Looks to me like everyone wants a piece of you!"
"That's nothing mate", replies the cake...
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