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A frog applies for a construction job.

The engineer asks, "What can you do?"
"Rivet."

I was offered a construction job in Egypt this morning.

Turned out to be a pyramid scheme

Some construction jobs are more interesting than others.

For example, drilling holes is boring but fastening metal plates together can be riveting.

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Boudreaux gets a construction job

A Houston construction site boss was interviewing men for a job, when along came a Lower Cajun. I'm not hiring any Cajuns, the foreman thought to himself, so he made up a test hoping that the Cajun wouldn't be able to answer the questions, and he'd be able to refuse him the job without getting into ...

Me: I had to quit my construction job because I wasn’t strong enough for the work.

Friend: Did you give them your too weak notice?

Why did Santa get fired from his construction job?

He kept coming down the chimney

Did you hear about the carpenter who only measured floors losing his construction job?

I heard he got fired because he never measured up

How is evolution and a Union construction job similar?

They take so long that some people don't believe they don't work.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman each placed a bid for a big government construction job.

"I'll do it for 30 million," said the Englishman. "How is that figure broken down?" asked the civil servant in charge of the scheme. "10 million for the labour, 10 million for the materials and 10 million for me," said the Englishman.


The Irishman was called in next and said, "I'll do ...

I never expected my dad to steal from his road construction job...

but when I got home all of the signs were there.

I once went high to my construction...

I once went high to my construction job. The supervisor sent me home. Mfw I am the stoner that the builder refused.

An old man is riding his Harley through California,

As he was riding, he saw a shiny object on the side of the road. The old man pulled over, picked it up, dusted it off and discovered it was a genie lamp. He rubbed the lamp and the genie appeared.

"You have freed me from the bottle, so I shall grant you one wish. Name your wish!" Stated the G...

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