Conservation Officer Jokes - 2 Hilarious Conservation Officer Jokes

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How many conservation officers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Change?! What do you mean, "change"?

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I was on a beach once, roasting a seagull over a small fire

I heard footsteps on the rocks, and looked up to see a Conservation Officer approaching.

"Hey there, bud, whatcha cookin' there?"

I turned the bird slowly on its stick, then looked at the pile of feathers. "Western Gull, I think."

The officer widened his eyes, "Oh, ya can't be e...

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