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Conservation Of Energy Jokes

What's the difference between the law of conservation of matter and the law of conservation of energy?

The law of conservation of energy matters less.

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A biologist, a physicist, a mathematician, and an engineer...

Came up with this a while back, and found it today. I cleaned it up a bit:

A biologist, a physicist, a mathematician, and an engineer can't take it anymore and decide to commit suicide.

The biologist reviews some data and determines the impact velocity required to kill a human. He the...

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