Confucius Says Jokes - 12 Hilarious Confucius Says Jokes

Confucius says, man who stand on toilet

High on pot

Confucius says...

“it takes many nails to build a crib but one screw to fill it.”

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Confucius Says

Baseball is wrong. Man with 4 balls cannot walk

Confucius says,

Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok.

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Confucius Says:

Man who drops watch in toilet is bound to have a crappy time

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Confucius says... (maybe slightly )

...man who take woman camping have one in-tent.

...man who puts rooster in freezer gets stiff .

...man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

...man who makes love to exhaust pipe have hot rod.

My dad and brothers(and uncles) are to blame for most of these horrib...

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Confucius say, man who fart in church soon sit alone in own pew.

Confucius says: Woman who sleeps with judge.....

receives honorable discharge

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Confucius says woman that keeps soap on top shelf will jump for joy.

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Confucius says - He who goes to bed with itchy

Wake up with stinky fingers.

Just remembered this from when I was 13

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A summary of the world's religions

Catholicism: .
Protestantism: Let this happen to someone else.
Judaism: Why does this always happen to us?
Hinduism: This has happened before.
Confucianism: Confucius says ""
Rastafarianism: Let's roll up this and smoke...

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Some Religious Truths

TAOISM:

ZEN BUDDHISM: What is the sound of happening?

PROTESTANTISM: Let happen to someone else

ATHEISTS: for no apparent reason

HARE KRISHNA: / / Happens, happens/

CONFUCIANISM: Confucius say...

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