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True Story, conference speakers tale.

3 day conference wednesday to friday, 9-6pm, 60 speakers, several hundred in attendance. Our guy draws the 5pm friday slot.
Walks in 5 mins before as the crowd is emptying out from the previous talk. Starts setting up the computer, looks up, just one guy left sitting in the front, rest of the ha...

But why does he keep them on his person?

A conference speaker was in a hurry to get to the hotel; but when he arrived and sat down at the head table, he suddenly realized that he had forgotten to grab his false teeth.

"Ah, I have to leave to get my teeth!" he muttered. The man sitting next to him said, “No problem.” He reached i...

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