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Computer Programmers Jokes

Why is it safest to hire female sheep as computer programmers?

They always have multiple baaa-cups.



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What kind of women are computer programmers attracted to?

BASIC bitches, obviously..

How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

None, it's a hardware problem.

What do computer programmers do after work?

They go out and grab a byte.

Why do computer programmers always confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25

How many computer programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Oh, wait. That's a hardware problem.

[source](http://nerdfighteria.info/video/54/Zrnd63DAH8o)

Why are blind people bad computer programmers?

Because they can't C.

What do computer programmers and aged-care nurses have in common?

They both worry about the position of colons.

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