I had a close friend who was tragically killed by an axe murderer. Strangely, I recently received a friend request from him on Facebook... I think he’s been hacked
Antivaxxers' health problems are kind of like computer problems.
They try a load of random things and hope that it works.
What kind of computer problems do octopuses(octopi) have?
Tentacle difficulties. 7 Y.O. Daughter and I just made this up together. I realize it might already exist out there in this big world, but we just had to share.
Murphy's Laws of Computing.
1. When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen.
2. When you get to the point when you really understand your computer, it's probably obselete.
3. The first place to look for information, is in the section of the manual where you least expect to find it....
Mujibar was trying to get a job.
The HR Manager said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests except one. Unless you pass it you cannot qualify for this job."
Mujibar: "I am ready."
Manager: "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green."
Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister Manager...
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