UPJOKE

Complete Me Jokes

Apart from "I love you", "I miss you", "You complete me" and "Can't live without you"?

What other jokes do you know?

I'm just a man with Corona Virus looking for a girl to complete me

Hopefully she has "Lyme Disease"

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

I remember when I first started using drugs. I was 18 years old. It all started with a spliff, the odd bong or two. Before I knew it, I'd started using amphetamines like speed and for a stronger buzz, I moved on to ecstasy.

It wasn't long after, that I started on the hard stuff, like cocaine and heroin.

I was a complete mess.

I was broke and my body was ruined.

But fuck me, what a night.

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