Company Party Jokes

There, he had a little to much to drink and started to argue with his boss. The boss angered by Joe, fired him at the stop. Joe goes home grunting.

The next morning, Joe asked his wife what happened last night.

Wife: You got drunk and fought with your boss and got fired.

Joe: W... read more

And says "we're wanting to have a birthday lunch for our co-worker. Can we all have an extra 10 minutes at lunch?"

The boss replies "Can your dick touch your ass?"
"No" replies the man.
"Then no" says the boss, and goes back to work.

A week or two goes by and another man appro... read more

A man wakes up with a terrible hangover. Going downstairs he says to his wife, "Honey, I know I made a fool out of myself at the company party last night, what exactly did I say?". She replies,"you got into an argument with your boss." He looks at her and says "well piss on him." That is what you t... read more