I couldn't commit to a suicide attempt to save my life
commitment issues
Doctor: You might have a phobia of marriage. Do you think you have the symptoms?
Man: Can’t say I do.
Doctor: Yes. That’s the main one.
I shouldn’t have bought balloons from a salesman with commitment issues.
There were no strings attached.
My girlfriend says I have commitment issues!
Well, technically she's my wife.
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
*After Breakup due to commitment issues*
Girlfriend : You're an unreliable pathetic fuck. I'm leaving! Bye! Me : Can't say adieu.
My three biggest relationship issues are
1. Commitment issues
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