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For all those who don't get the bus driver comments on every post here

First off, I know this is an old joke. It's like the oldest joke. But on every other joke that's posted on this sub, it gets referenced, and there's always at least one reply who doesn't get it. I've explained the reference to like 4 people today and this seems like a better solution. So here it i...

When a guy walks into a room full of other guys he usually comments on how its a sausage fest...

So I wonder do girls walk into a room full of girls and comment on how its a fish fest or total clam jam?

When nobody comments on your AskOuija post

You do it \_\_\_\_\_

Jussie Smollett has made some scathing comments on the new indictments against him.

According to him, it’s all based on fake noose.

Every time someone comments on my wrinkly clothes I just tell them that I have an iron deficiency.

Yep. I do that.

Youtube has decided that comments on certain videos are now disabled, which is redundant.

If you read the comments on Youtube, you'll notice that they are already disabled!

In Soviet Russia, no one make comments on r/jokes

Because in Soviet Russia, real comment is always in joke

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[Amazing Comeback] So I was reading comments on a LGBT friendly add(Android's #AndProud)

> I hate fucking gays
>> Stop having sex with gays then.

Because of the anti-semitic comments on my last joke, I am submitting a revised version

A ~~man~~KKK member goes to his ~~Rabbi~~ Grand Dragon.

"~~Rabbi~~Grand Dragon, I think my wife is trying to poison me!"


"Very interesting," says the ~~Rabbi~~Grand Dragon. "Let me go and talk to her and see what I can find out."


A few hours later the ~~Rabbi~~Grand Drag...

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