What's the difference between a Shakespeare comedy and Fox News?
One's The Taming of the Shrew, the other is the shaming of the true.
Last night I went to a comedy and philosophy convention.
Laughed more than I thought.
What's the difference between comedy and prosititution?
Comedy is where you pay someone so you can laugh at their jokes.
Prosititution is where you pay someone not to laugh at yours.
What's the difference between comedy and political correctness?
One is making light of a dark situation.
The other is making dark of a light situation.
This is for Robin Williams
A man goes to see a doctor. Doctor asks what seems to be the trouble. The man says, "Doc, I'm depressed. Simply, I can't sleep sometimes, I can't eat, I feel down and irritable most days. I just can't feel 'happy.'"
The Doctor says, "I've got the perfect fix for you. In town tonight is the g...
What’s a quality you look for in a good lawyer?
Lie-ability
(Just getting started in comedy and want to test a few of my jokes here).
'One liner jokes' competition
A blonde and brunette were the best of friends and one day they came across a 'one liner competition'. They both admired comedy and hence they decided to give it a shot.
There were comedians, some established and some fresh talents, telling their best joke.
First came a Swedish...
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My Chinese Wife: Lost in Translate
This isn't a joke, but a true story and a lesson for those who dare tackle racial boundaries. I spent a couple years living in China (I have no Chinese heritage whatsoever), where I met my wife, who speaks Mandarin & some English as a 2nd language. Her English is good, but she struggles with s...
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