I got booed off of the stage at the start of my comedy act for saying that I still live with my parents...
That's the last time I do a gig at an orphanage.
A couple of Scottish lads were out one night and they pass a small sign for a comedy act.
One friend squints to read it and says, "come on, let's check this out"
The other friend turns to him and says, "Aye, don't go in. He's not funny."
"How d'ya know, have you seen him before?" asks the enquisitive friend.
"Probably." he says, pointing at the tiny sign, "Look, he's...
A man is in line at Office Depot
A man is in line at Office Depot, he’s in the middle of the line.
Two people behind him say to him: “were late to our abortion protest.” The man said back saying: “Yeah, were all gonna be late to something.”
The two say again to the man: “Were late to our abortion protest.” The man the...
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