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Come To Bed Jokes

My wife told me that before I come to bed, she'd like me to start the dishwasher, set the coffee maker, and bring her some water.

I said, "Ok, but I'm bound to forget one of those two things."

What did the drug-addict writer say when his wife told him to come to bed?

Let me finish this one line.

Queen : Come to bed

King : Not until i have a name for my army


Queen : K night


King : Babe your a genius

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One night a guy goes to get a room in a hotel. "Hello, I want a single room for the night please." "Fine, sir, here's one of our best rooms. Room 13," says the concierge and hands him the key

The guy goes upstairs, takes a shower and gets straight into bed. At about 2 0'clock in the morning, two gorgeous naked women come in and slide under the covers. When he realizes what is going on, he starts screwing both of them. He can't believe what's happening. Next morning, still surprised by la...

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An elderly man is waiting for his wife to come to bed...

While he is waiting, the wife decides to add a little spice into there 50 year marriage. She gets completely naked and throws on her robe, for a little flying adventure.

She comes out of the room at top speed, rips off her robe and yells, SUPER PUSSY!!!

The man looks at her and says "I...

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