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Who's the only person that can come between a cannibal and a meal?

An appetizer.

My wife and I

Let astrology come between us.

It Taurus apart.

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What did the right lip say to the left lip?

We used to be tight till we let that dick come between us.

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The golden rule of having sex with twins

You can't come between them

Why'd the nervous couple leave the orgy early?

They were afraid that someone would come between them.

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