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Whats the difference between a causal dress party and having sex

Me: hey babe

Wife: hm?

Me: what’s the difference between a casual dress party and a pirate having sex?

Wife: oh god here we go.

Me:

Me: one, you come as you are…

Me: the other, you “ARRRR!!” as you cum

Wife: get out.

I have a date with a girl who loves Nirvana. She asked me what to wear on our date next week.

I told her, "Come as you are."

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What’s the dress code at premature ejaculation support groups?

Come as you are

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