Old lady gets pulled over by a cop for driving slowly
While thinking she's on perscription medication and needing to do a field sobriety test, he asks to have her get out of the car, and almost jokingly asks if there are any weapons in her vehicle. She tells him "Sure, Sonny, as a matter of fact, I do. I have a Kimber 1911 in the center console, a Gloc...
One the best jokes I've heard in a while
A guy walked into a crowed bar waving his 1912 colt 45 caliber pistol with a 8 round magazine, and he yelled, who in here has been screwing my wife?
A voice from the back of the bar yelled back, you Need more bullets!!!!
A dog walked into a bar and asked for a beer.
One of the other bar patrons, a cowboy with a six-shooter, scoffed.
“I don’t want to drink at the same bar as a dog.”
The dog, offended, challenged the man to a fight. The man looked him up and down then dismissed the pup with a wave of his hand.
"I'm not killing a dog."
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Grandmother's Pistol
My grandmother got pulled over for speeding. She rolled down her window and talked to the cop. He asked for her registration, and she said, "Sure, i'll give it to you, but i want to warn you, I've got a Colt 45 in the glovebox." As he reviewed her licence and reg, the cop asked her about any o...
A cop pulls over an old lady for speeding...
..."Afternoon ma'am. May I see your license and registration?" The old lady wordlessly hands the officer these items. As the officer reaches for the papers, he takes observation of the old woman.
She wasn't just old, she was very old. Must have been in her mid 90's. The fact that she was spee...
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