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Color Green Jokes

Why was the color green notoriously single?

It was always so jaded.

When I close my eyes, I always see the color green.

Probably just a pigment of my imagination.

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The Four Balconies- NSFW

There was an apt building with 4 balconies. On the bottom one there was a guy that loved to eat pickles every day out there. On the balcony above him was an eccentric painter that was obsessed with the color green and if anything, even a leaf flew by, he'd grab it and paint it green. On the 3rd balc...

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