A college freshman is trying out for the college football team.
"Can you run fast?" asks the coach. In response, the freshman runs along the length of the field in just over twelve seconds.
"Can you tackle?" asks the coach. In response, the freshman tackles a large dead tree and reduces it to a pile of sawdust.
"Can you pass the football?" asks the...
Did you hear about the leper who tried out for American college football team?
Started as a fullback, then was a halfback and ended up a quarterback.
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