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Cole Slaw Jokes

What do you call Cole slaw that got made wrong?

Murphy Slaw!

Went to a diner with a couple I know. They started arguing.

Normally, I'm not one to take sides, but they were so distracted by yelling at each other that I stole her fries and his cole slaw...

Vegans again....

Vegan: 'That chicken had a family!'

Me: That's why I ordered the family size bucket. No one gets left behind!

Plus, I got free cole slaw.

I gave $20 to Sanders today, I don't care what any of you say.

I got The Colonel's $20 Fill Up. It has 8 pieces of Original Recipe chicken, large cole slaw, 4 biscuits and 2 large mashed potatoes and gravy. It left my family and I satisfied.

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