It keeps the hot things hot, and the cold things cold
One morning, Boudreaux pulled up to Thibodeaux's house to give him a ride to work. As Thibodeaux got in the rusted, beat up truck he noticed Boudreaux's Thermos on the seat between them.
*"What's dat?"*, he asked, pointing at the Thermos.
*"Oh, dat der's a 'termos I gots at da Walmarts...
A blonde girl buys a thermos.
She brings it to work and shows it off to all her friends. Friend: "What does it do?" Blonde: "It keeps hot things hot, and cold things cold." Friend: "What do you have in it right now?" Blonde: "A cup of coffee and two Popsicles!"
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A blonde was shopping and came across a shiny silver Thermos. She was quite fascinated by it, so she picked it up and took It to the clerk to ask what it was. The clerk said, 'Why, that's a thermos..... It keeps hot things hot, And cold things cold.' 'Wow, said the blonde, 'that's ...
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A blonde is on her first day at her first job...
...and the lunch break rolls around. The blonde joins her team at a table and pulls out a big thermos. The other employees think this is a little bit odd so they ask her about it.
"I heard about these thermoses and I thought it would be a good way to bring my lunch to work - they keep hot thi...
Daryl was sitting in his house when came a loud knock on his door. He went to the door and a salesman was standing there with an unfamiliar object in his hand. “What’s that?” asked Daryl. “It’s a Thermos.”
Intrigued, Daryl asked, “What does it do?”
Shifting into the sales pitch he said, “This little jewel is amazing. It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.”
After some discussion Daryl purchased one thinking it would really help with his lunch situation at work. The next day he arr...
The boss comes into work carrying a thermos...
His blonde secretary had never seen one before.
"What's that thing?" she asks.
"Oh, this?" he says, "It's just my thermos. It keeps my hot things hot and my cold things cold. Damn convenient."
"Oh wow, that DOES sound convenient!" she exclaims, "I might have to get myself one of...
A blonde woman walks into a department store
She sees a product on display and asks an employee what it is. "that's a thermos, ma'am. It keeps hot things hot, and cold things cold." She thinks it's fantastic and buys one.
She goes into work the next day. Her blonde coworker sees the thermos and asks her what it is. "It's a thermos. It k...
Thermos
A guy walks into a store and sees something. He asks what it is. "Why, it's a thermos." The clerk replies. "What does it do?" The man asks. "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold." The clerk replies. "By golly, that's amazing!" The man replies. So he buys the thermos.
The next day he's...
I think my thermos is broken
It says it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold but I put in 3 cups of coffee and a popsicle and now they're both ruined
David Beckham is out shopping one day.. (Old)
He spots a tall, cylindrical silver thing. He asks a shop assistant what it is; "It's a Thermos flask, it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold" replies the assistant.
So David buys it. On arriving home, Victoria asks what he's got there. "It's a Thermos flask, keeps 'ot fings 'ot an...
Paddy the Bear
Paddy is out around town doing a bit of shopping, in one particular store he spots something shiny behind the counter and says to the assistant "What's that thing there?"
"Its a thermos flask" says the assistant.
"What does it do?" Paddy asks.
"It keeps hot things hot and cold t...
A blonde walks into a store.
After a while, she comes across a salesman, holding a thermos and proclaiming to anyone who would listen, "This is the greatest invention in history!" The blonde stops, confused as how a simple cup could be the greatest invention. She asks the salesman, "Why is it so special?" To which he replies, "...
One day, a blonde and a brunette are sitting together for lunch.
The brunette sets a thermos on the table, and the blonde asks what it is.
'It's a thermos,' says the brunette. 'It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.'
The blonde stares in awe as the brunette pours steaming hot coffee out to show her. The next day, the blonde is showing off her...
The greatest invention
A local reporter was interviewing people asking them what they thought the greatest invention in the 20th century was. The first gentleman said it was the television, he could watch live football and nothing was better than that. A housewife said it was the washing machine, she didn't have t...
Wayne Rooney walks into a shop
He sees a shiny silver thermos flask that he has never seen before, so he finds a shop assistant and asks him, "what is this used for?" the shop assistant replies, "it is used to keep hot things hot and cold things cold". Wayne Rooney buys it and takes it to training the next day. Alex Ferguson sees...
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