There's a new social media platform where people can take pictures of how they've been conned by their coke dealer.
Isntagram.
A coke dealer is waiting for a customer at a diner
the customer sits down, slides over the money, the dealer slides over a bag of white powder. At that moment the cops burst in to arrest the dealer and the buyer. The dealer quickly says "it's just some caster sugar to put on his pie", a cop doesn't believe him and checks the white powder, it is inde...
What’s the difference between a coke dealer and a dealer who sells other drugs?
A thin white line.
What do English teacher and Coke dealers have in common?
Focus on the last line.
Didja hear about the coke dealer who retired?
He didn't want to put his business in other peoples' noses anymore.
What do you call a reliable coke dealer?
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TIL There's a huge, televised award ceremony for coke dealers held every year...
They call it the grammies
Three dealers get arrested and sent to jail ...
One of them sells cocaine, an other one sells acid and the last one sells weed.
Once they're alone, the coke dealer says "Ok, I've got a plan. I managed to keep a little bit of coke with me, so we're gonna snort a little line and then we'll be strong enough to break the wall and run away from...
My friend was stressed before a party.
"Why is my weed dealer *always* late, but my coke dealer early?" he said.
"Your coke dealer is the faster driver," I replied. "And the weed dealer is probably still laughing at the gear stick."
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